May 2007
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April 2007
04.19.07 - Audio - The Voicemail Problem: Solved by Alex
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March 2007
03.29.07 - Video - TV You Can Heckle - LIVE! by Alex
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February 2007
02.16.07 - Staff Column - Like A Virgin On Prom Night by Tim
02.12.07 - Audio - A Note to Sexual Deviants by Tim
02.03.07 - Staff Column - One Night Stands: A Methodological Argument by Denise
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January 2007
01.29.07 - Audio - Heather's Problematic Hot Pants by Alex
01.26.07 - Staff Column - Google Flashback(tm) by Alex
01.22.07 - Audio - Podcast Episode 8: Caleb II by N. E. Delehanty
01.19.07 - Staff Column - Curtis Manchester is Your Candidate for a Better Almighty by Tim
01.15.07 - Audio - Episode 7: The Caleb Chronicles Part 1 by N. E. Delehanty
01.08.07 - Audio - Episode 6: How I Earned My Street Cred by Jace
01.06.07 - Staff Column - A Painting Up Close by N. E. Delehanty
01.01.07 - Audio - Podcast Episode 5: Live From Iraq by Tim
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December 2006
12.29.06 - Staff Column - In Defense of the Moon by Alex
12.25.06 - Audio - Podcast Episode 4: Random, Complete Thoughts by Staff
12.20.06 - Audio - Audio Commentary for 'Make That Life Changing Decision' by Staff
12.18.06 - Audio - Podcast Episode 3: Kingdom of Justice by N. E. Delehanty
12.15.06 - Audio - Podcast Episodes 1 & 2: Alex Joins a Good Team by Alex
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November 2006
11.24.06 - Staff Column - Let's Clear up a Few Things About God by Henke
11.09.06 - Staff Column - Winners' Guide to the Internet by Alex and Nick
11.02.06 - Special Feature - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by Tim, Alex, and Nick
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October 2006
10.31.06 - Staff Column - American Health by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
10.13.06 - Staff Column - Air Travel Asshattery by Denise
10.09.06 - Random, Complete Thoughts - The Aphorisms Fomerly Known as Random Complete Thoughts by N. E. Delehanty
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September 2006
09.23.06 - Staff Column - Manhandling Feminism Part III by Tim
09.13.06 - Staff Column - The Book of Alex, Chapter 1 by Alex
09.01.06 - Staff Column - Dark Side or Hella Good by N. E. Delehanty
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August 2006
 08.18.06 - Staff Column - Lessons Summer Taught Me by Alex
08.12.06 - Audio - My First Hospital Visit by Tim
08.01.06 - Images - It's not your fault you're easy to make fun of... by Staff
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July 2006
07.29.06 - Staff Column - A Case of Mistaken Interpretation by N. E. Delehanty
07.22.06 - Staff Column - A Casino Drama by Denise
07.17.06 - Video - Make That Life Changing Decision! by Staff
07.01.06 - Staff Column - The Cleveland Chronicles, Day 1 by N. E. Delehanty
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June 2006
06.21.06 - Staff Column - Jesus and the Sodomites by Alex
06.16.06 - Staff Column - Music Has To Rock by Jace
06.14.06 - Staff Column - Can You Rock It Like This? by N. E. Delehanty
06.07.06 - Staff Column - A Fervent Defense of the Nintendo Wii by Jace
06.04.06 - Staff Column - My Short Life on the Party Circuit by N. E. Delehanty
06.01.06 - Staff Column - My Plea for Technology Cops by Jace
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May 2006
05.31.06 - Staff Column - A New Jesus for the Information Age by Alex
05.27.06 - Staff Column - Parents: The Ultimate Vexation by Denise
05.24.06 - Staff Column - A Tale of Logical Terror: The Mulletous Freedom to Choose by Denise
05.09.06 - Staff Column - Curtis Manchester is Your Candidate for a Better America by Tim
05.01.06 - Staff Column - Infidelity In Vogue: So You've Decided to Cheat on Someone Important to You, Part I; Section [i] by N. E. Delehanty
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April 2006
04.22.06 - Staff Column - How my life would be better if I joined the mafia. by Jace
04.16.06 - Staff Column - Nature is Beautiful by Alex
04.12.06 - Staff Column - My Cuntasaurus is Built Like a Wound That Won't Heal, Also by Tim
04.01.06 - The Second Opinion - TSO #030: Robots! by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
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March 2006
03.18.06 - Random, Complete Thoughts - Sexual Shame Edition by N. E. Delehanty
03.11.06 - Staff Column - Maury Povich, Wielder of the Paternity Test by Jace
03.04.06 - Staff Column - My 21st Birthday Party by Alex
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February 2006
02.25.06 - Staff Column - The Golden Age of Honesty by Tim
02.18.06 - Staff Column - My 8-Bit Life by N. E. Delehanty
02.11.06 - Staff Column - Alex's Super-Private Journal by Alex
02.04.06 - Special Feature - The Female "I Come" Game by Alex, Tim, and N. E. Delehanty
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January 2006
01.28.06 - Staff Column - The Dubious Yesteryear by N. E. Delehanty
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December 2005
12.10.05 - Random, Complete Thoughts - Sexual Aphorisms by Alex, Jace, and N. E. Delehanty
12.03.05 - Staff Column - Jace's Bloody Elementary School Misadventures, Part II by Jace
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November 2005
11.29.05 - Staff Column - Tim Verses the White-Coated Carny by Tim
11.26.05 - Staff Column - Jace's Bloody Elementary School Misadventures, Part I by Jace
11.19.05 - Special Feature - Five Stories by Alex
11.12.05 - Staff Column - Nick Contra Tourist by N. E. Delehanty
11.05.05 - Staff Column - The Caleb Chronicles, Part III, part ii- Caleb the Liar? by N. E. Delehanty
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October 2005
10.30.05 - Staff Column - The Caleb Chronicles: An Authorized Biography, Part III- Liar, Tyrannt, Masochist by N. E. Delehanty
10.22.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #029: By Kids For Kids by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
10.15.05 - Special Feature - The Mysterious 12th Issue of LUP by Alex, Tim, and N. E. Delehanty
10.11.05 - Devices of Entropy Catalog - Item #005 - Amnesia Lube by Alex
10.08.05 - Staff Column - SAS: Students Against Shakespeare by Alex
10.04.05 - Special Feature - Sept. Search Terms Posted by Alex
10.01.05 - Special Feature - The Tremendous Power of an AGB Ejaculation by Alex, Tim, and N. E. Delehanty
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September 2005
09.24.05 - Staff Column - Self Loathing Food Snobbery by Jace
09.20.05 - Random, Complete Thoughts - #9 in Hero-Mode by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
09.17.05 - Special Feature - Rocky Goes Down by Tim
09.10.05 - Special Feature - A Modern Platonic Dialogue Concerning Friendship by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
09.03.05 - Staff Column - Reasons (just shy of compelling) to go Vegetarian by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
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August 2005
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July 2005
07.26.05 - Staff Column - The Caleb Chronicles: An Authorized Biography, Part II- The Pinnacle of Laziness by N. E. Delehanty
07.05.05 - Staff Column - A Series of Useful Distinctions Part I by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
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June 2005
06.30.05 - Staff Column - The Seeds of Change by Tim
06.14.05 - Devices of Entropy Catalog - Item #004 - The Misery Diet Cook Book by Tim
06.11.05 - Staff Column - If You Don't Neglect Your Child, Who Will? (a.k.a. Neglect This:::grabs at testicles suggestively) by Jace and N. E. Delehanty
06.10.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #028: Off-Color Opinions by N. E. Delehanty
06.07.05 - Staff Column - On North American Superiority (excluding Mexico and Canada) by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
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May 2005
05.31.05 - Staff Column - Elmer's Revenge by Tim
05.28.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #027: Jesus After Dark by Jesus by Tim
05.27.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #025: Monsters, Racism, Etc. by N. E. Delehanty
05.27.05 - Staff Column - Fame: A Closer Look by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
05.21.05 - Staff Column - The Winners' Guide to High School by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
05.20.05 - TSO and Devices of Entropy Catalog - Item #003 - The Occulator 5000 by Alex and N. E. Delehanty
05.17.05 - Random, Complete Thoughts - #8 Randoming Again or Why Idaho Sucks by Alex
05.03.05 - Staff Column - Homophobia is Not a Choice by Alex
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April 2005
04.26.05 - Staff Column - Red Carpet, Flash Bulbs and Me... or "Money Rhymes with Funny" by Alex Falcone, Done Properly by N. E. Delehanty
04.23.05 - Staff Column - Confession and Accusation by Tim
04.22.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #024: Puberty, Friend or Foe? by AGB Staff
04.19.05 - Staff Column - So This One Time I Had a Dream... by Alex
04.16.05 - Staff Column - Queue Up Your Life by Jace
04.12.05 - Staff Column - Less Necking, More Brilliance by N. E. Delehanty
04.09.05 - Staff Column - Your Flesh is Stupid Looking by Tim
04.07.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #023: Redheads by N. E. Delehanty
04.05.05 - Staff Column - Response to "For Truth, For Serious" by Alex
04.02.05 - Staff Column - Evolutionary Namecalling by Jace
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March 2005
03.29.05 - Staff Column - For Truth, For Serious by N. E. Delehanty
03.26.05 - Staff Column - Manhandling Feminism Part II by Tim
03.22.05 - Staff Column - This is Your Afterlife by Alex
03.15.05 - Staff Column - The Caleb Chronicles, Vol. I by N. E. Delehanty
03.12.05 - Staff Column - Kill Whitey by Tim
03.09.05 - Staff Column - AGB's International Travel Guide by Jace
03.09.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #022: Nutrition and Sports by N. E. Delehanty
03.08.05 - Staff Column - Money Rhymes With Funny by Alex
03.07.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #021: Body Problems and Sexual Etiquette by N. E. Delehanty
03.05.05 - Staff Column - Fuck the Dress Code by Jace
03.01.05 - Staff Column - 900 Reasons to Put Down the Books and Work on Your Jump Shot by N. E. Delehanty
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February 2005
02.26.05 - Staff Column - Manhandling Feminism Part I by Tim
02.25.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #020: Ethics by
02.22.05 - Staff Column - Lawn Chair Politics by Alex
02.19.05 - Staff Column - Ice Cream at 3:00am by Jace
02.15.05 - Staff Column - Doctrine of the Get Awesome! by N. E. Delehanty
02.12.05 - Staff Column - The New Racism Volume 3 by Tim
02.11.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #019: The Sega Genesis Responds by Sega
02.05.05 - Staff Column - $ > ~$ by Alex
02.01.05 - Staff Column - Holy Shit! Zombies! Part Deux. by Jace
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January 2005
01.29.05 - Staff Column - A Computer Generated Revolution (or, a ridiculously long-winded, and somewhat historically inaccurate condemnation of the iPod...fuck .mp3 ) by N. E. Delehanty
01.28.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #018: The AGB NES Takes Your Questions by Nintendo Entertainment System
01.25.05 - Staff Column - Fuck Death by Tim
01.22.05 - Staff Column - AGB Behind the Funny Presents: Alex's Life on the Run by Alex
01.17.05 - Staff Column - Why I'm a Worthless Human Being, Vol. I by N. E. Delehanty
01.14.05 - The Second Opinion - TSO #017: Pets by AGB Staff
01.12.05 - Staff Column - A Farewell to Jealousy by Tim
01.08.05 - Staff Column - The Winners' Guide to Board Games by Alex
01.04.05 - Staff Column - Sibling Kombat (the Bloody Version) by Jace
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December 2004
12.28.04 - Staff Column - No Room for the Intellectual by N. E. Delehanty
12.21.04 - Staff Column - Spay and Neuter Yourself by Tim
12.18.04 - Staff Column - A Column With Bad Body Image... Get It? by Alex
12.16.04 - Staff Column - The Greatest Superhero of All-Times by N. E. Delehanty
12.14.04 - Staff Column - Internet Assimilation by Jace
12.11.04 - Staff Column - The Soldier Within, Part II (Pretty Self-Important) by N. E. Delehanty
12.07.04 - Staff Column - The New Racism Volume 2 by Tim
12.04.04 - Staff Column - Even I Play Violent Video Games by Alex
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November 2004
11.30.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - #007 by Jace
11.27.04 - Staff Column - The Suicide Surgeon by N. E. Delehanty
11.23.04 - Staff Column - A Gift For All the Women in the House by Tim
11.20.04 - Staff Column - Heterophobia Part 1 by Alex
11.16.04 - Staff Column - The Trouble with Forever by N. E. Delehanty
11.13.04 - Staff Column - Why I Love Mutants by Tim
11.09.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - Even More Random, Complete Thoughts by Alex
11.06.04 - Staff Column - The Soldier Within, Part I (Pretty Righteous) by N. E. Delehanty
11.02.04 - Staff Column - How to Change Your Life by Alex
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October 2004
10.30.04 - Video - Hank the AGB Martyr by Alex
10.26.04 - Staff Column - The First Puerto Rican Conspiracy Ever by Jace
10.25.04 - Staff Column - Why We Aren't All That Topical by Alex
10.23.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - Tim's First RCT by Tim
10.19.04 - Staff Column - The Political Update by Alex
10.16.04 - Staff Column - My Kingdom for Justice by N. E. Delehanty
10.11.04 - Staff Column - Suicide is for Squares by N. E. Delehanty
10.09.04 - Staff Column - Super Crazy Dead Baby Adventure by Jace
10.05.04 - Staff Column - An Elaborate Personal Ad by Alex
10.02.04 - Staff Column - The New Racism Volume 1 by Tim
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September 2004
09.28.04 - Staff Column - The Curious Beast Known as the In-and-Out Burger by N. E. Delehanty
09.25.04 - Special Feature - AGB vs. The Monkey Army: hotornot.com by Jace
09.22.04 - Special Feature - The Alexbot by Alex
09.19.04 - Devices of Entropy Catalog - Item #002 - Nicotine Cum (patent pending) by Alex
09.14.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - Nick's First Random Complete Thoughts by N. E. Delehanty
09.11.04 - Staff Column - Tim the Mad Fat Chick Killer by Tim
09.07.04 - Staff Column - Retro-Sexual Angst by Jace
09.04.04 - Staff Column - The Walla Walla Story, Episode II by Alex
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August 2004
08.31.04 - Staff Column - Suck My Sonnet by N. E. Delehanty
08.25.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - #003 by Jace
08.21.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - Alex's 2nd RCT by Alex
08.17.04 - Staff Column - My High Standards by Tim
08.14.04 - Staff Column - An Under Age Revelation a.k.a. They Call it Sweet Sixteen for a Reason by N. E. Delehanty
08.07.04 - Staff Column - The Ambiguously Gay Ticket by Jace
08.03.04 - Staff Column - The Great Switch by Alex
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July 2004
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June 2004
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May 2004
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April 2004
04.20.04 - Staff Column - The Oregon Trail by Alex
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March 2004
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February 2004
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January 2004
01.20.04 - Special Feature - Mystery Rhetoric Theatre 3000 by Alex
01.18.04 - Staff Column - Holy Shit! Zombies! by Jace
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December 2003
12.30.03 - Staff Column - December's Topical Humor by Alex
12.25.03 - Staff Column - Brutal Honesty by Alex
12.11.03 - Staff Column - The Evil Thumb People Exposed by Alex
12.01.03 - Staff Column - Judgements and Assumptions #002 by Tim
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November 2003
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October 2003
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September 2003
09.05.03 - Staff Column - My First College Post by Alex
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August 2003
08.27.03 - Staff Column - Judgements and Assumptions #001 by Tim
08.23.03 - Random, Complete Thoughts - #001: The Very First Random, Complete Thoughts by Alex
08.22.03 - Staff Column - Jace on Bathrooms by Jace
08.21.03 - Special Feature - Fiction - "The Man Who Fucks Like a Woman" by Tim
08.19.03 - Staff Column - Oral Surgery by Alex
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July 2003
07.29.03 - Staff Column - Tim Dufrisne: Live From Iraq by Tim
07.21.03 - Staff Column - New York Diary part III by Alex
07.21.03 - Staff Column - New York Diary part II by Alex
07.21.03 - Staff Column - New York Diary part I by Alex
07.12.03 - Staff Column - Small Things by Alex
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June 2003
06.29.03 - Staff Column - A Day in the Life of Alex Falcone by Alex
06.26.03 - Staff Column - Jace on Pets by Jace
06.16.03 - Staff Column - Animal Sex by Alex
06.13.03 - Staff Column - VH1's Top 100 Songs by Jace
06.08.03 - Staff Column - Jaco on Fat Resorts by Jace
06.06.03 - Staff Column - Jace on Martha Stewart by Jace
06.05.03 - Staff Column - Graduation Spectacular! by Alex
06.04.03 - Special Feature - Fiction - "God Should Have Given the Octopus Eight Penises" by Jace
06.03.03 - Special Feature - Why Pregnant Women Aren't Like Light Bulbs by Alex
06.01.03 - Staff Column - Jace on Concert Patrons by Jace
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May 2003
05.30.03 - Staff Column - Jace on May News by Jace
05.28.03 - Staff Column - Suicide is For Pussies by Alex
05.27.03 - Special Feature - Flash Fiction by Alex
05.26.03 - Staff Column - Hate Cocktail (Heh. "Cock.") by Alex
05.24.03 - Special Feature - Fiction - "Dances With Werewolves" by Alex
05.23.03 - Staff Column - Jace on High School by Jace
05.20.03 - Staff Column - Jace on Disneyland Patrons by Jace
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April 2003
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March 2003
03.23.03 - Staff Column - The Whoopee by Alex
03.22.03 - Staff Column - SARS by Alex
03.20.03 - Staff Column - Blow a Smart Guy Day by Alex
03.13.03 - Staff Column - Hooters Air by Alex
03.07.03 - The Second Opinion - TSO #03 by Alex and Jace
03.07.03 - Select one - by Alex
03.07.03 - Devices of Entropy Catalog - #001 - The Space-o-Matic Parking Rug by Alex
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February 2003
02.28.03 - The Second Opinion - TSO #02 by Alex and Jace
02.26.03 - Staff Column - An Immature Guy's Take on Women by Alex
02.22.03 - The Second Opinion - The first ever TSO by Alex and Jace
02.15.03 - Staff Column - Jace on Clair Harris and Affairs by Jace
02.12.03 - Staff Column - God V. The Young Guns by Alex
02.08.03 - Staff Column - Terrorist Alerts by Alex
02.03.03 - Special Feature - Fiction - "Why We Don't Give Monkeys Guns" by Alex
02.02.03 - Staff Column - The Ripper "Tragedy" by Jace
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January 2003
01.30.03 - Staff Column - Jace on T-Shirts by Jace
01.23.03 - Staff Column - The Super Bowl by Alex
01.15.03 - Staff Column - Abortion by Alex
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April '05
04.30.05 - The Future of AGB by Jace
04.26.05 - Red Carpet, Flash Bulbs and Me... or "Money Rhymes with Funny" by Alex Falcone Done Right, by NE Delehanty
04.23.05 - Staff Column - Confession and Accusation by Tim Dufrisne
04.22.05 - The Second Opinion - #24 Puberty: Friend or Foe?
04.19.05 - Staff Column - So One Time I Had This Dream... by Alex Falcone
04.16.05 - Staff Column - Queue Up Your Life by Jace
04.12.05 - Staff Column- Less Necking, More Brilliance by NE Delehanty
04.09.05 - Staff Column - Your Flesh Is Stupid Looking by Tim
04.07.05 - The Second Opinion- #23 by Answer Masta Nick
04.05.05 - Staff Column - Response to "For Truth, For Serious " by Alex
04.02.05 - Staff Column - Evolutionary Namecalling by Jace
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March '05
03.30.05 - Staff Column - For Truth, for Serious by NE Delehanty
03.27.05 - Staff Column - Man Handling Feminism Part II Pornography by Timothy Dufrisne
03.25.05 - The Second Opinion - #22 Nutrition and Sports
03.22.05 - Staff Column - This Is Your Afterlife by Alex Falcone
03.19.05 - Staff Column - AGB Travel Guide by Jace
03.15.05 - Staff Column - The Caleb Chronicles, Vol. I by NE Delehanty
03.12.05 - Staff Column - The Old Racism by Timothy Dufrisnse
03.11.05 - The Second Opinion - #21 Body Problems
03.08.05 - Staff Column - Money Rhymes with Funny by Alex Falcone
03.05.05 - Staff Column - Fuck the dress code by Jace
03.01.05 - Staff Column - 900 Reasons to Put Down the Books and Work on Your Jump Shot by NE Delehanty
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February '05
02.25.05 - Staff Column - Male Feminism Part One by Timothy Dufrisne
02.25.05 - The Second Opinion - #20 Ethics
02.22.05 - Staff Column- Lawn Chair Politics by Alex Falcone
02.18.05 - Staff Column - Ice Cream at 3 in the Morning by Jace
02.17.05 - Special Feature - Burn the Books Vol. II by AGBdudes
02.15.05 - Staff Column - Doctrine of Get Awesome by NE Delehanty
02.12.05 - Staff Column- The New Racism Volume 3 by Timothy Dufrisne
02.11.05 - The Second Opinion - #19 The Sega Genesis Responds
02.07.05 - Special Feature - Burn the Books part 1
02.05.05 - Staff Column - $ > ~$ by Alex
02.01.05 - Staff Column - Holy Shit! Zombies (Part Deux)! by Jace |
January '05
01.29.05 - Staff Column - A Computer Generated Revolution by NE Delehanty
01.28.05 - The Second Opinion - #18 NES Takes Your Questions
01.25.05 - Staff Column - Fuck Death by Tim "New York Cowboy" Dufrisne
01.22.05 - Staff Column - AGB Behind the Funny presents: Alex's Life on the Run by Alex Falcone
01.18.04 - Staff Column - Zombies. Holy shit. by Jace
01.17.01 - Staff Column - Why I'm a Worthless Human Being, Vol. 1 by NE Delehanty
01.14.05 - The Second Opinion - #17 Pets
01.12.05 - Staff Column - A Farewell to Jealousy by Tim "MIA" Dufrisne
01.11.05 - Staff Column - A Punctual Column By Tim by Alex
01.08.05 - Staff Column - The Winners Guide to Board Games™ by Alex Falcone
01.04.05 - Staff Column - Sibling Kombat (the Bloody Version) by Jace
01.01.05 - The Manifesto |
December '04
12.31.04 - The Second Opinion - #16 Parenting
12.28.04 - Staff Column - No Room for the Intellectual by NE Delehanty
12.25.04 - Special Features - Holiday Rankings
12.21.04 - Staff Column - Spay and Neuter Yourself by Timothy Dufrisne
12.18.04 - Staff Column - A Column With Bad Body Image... Get It? by Alex Falcone
12.16.04 - Staff Column - The Greatest Superhero of All-Times by NE Delehanty
12.15.04 - The Second Opinion - #15 Stethoscopes and Empathy
12.14.04 - Staff Column - Internet Assimilation by Jace
12.11.04 - Staff Column - The Soldier Within part II by NE Delehanty
12.07.04 - Staff Column - The New Racism Volume 2 by Tim Dufrisne
12.04.04 - Staff Column - Even I Play Violent Video Games by Alex Falcone
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November '04
11.30.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts - #7 by Jace
11.27.04 - Staff Column - The Suicide Surgeon by NE Delehanty
11.23.04 - Staff Column - A Gift For the Women In the House by Tim Dufrisne
11.20.04 - Staff Column - Heterophobia Part 1 by Alex Falcone
11.16.04 - Staff Column - The Trouble with Forever by NE Delehanty
11.13.04 - Staff Column - Why I Love Mutants by Tim Dufrisne
11.09.04 - RCT - Even More Random, Complete Thoughts by Alex Falcone
11.06.04 - Staff Column - The Soldier Within by NE Delehanty
11.02.04 - Staff Column - How to Change Your Life by Alex Falcone
11.01.04 - Special Feature - 89 Incredibly Persuasive Reasons to Not Fucking Vote |
October '04
10.30.04 - STM - Hank, the AGB Martyr (Video!!!)
10.26.04 - Staff Column - The First Puerto Rican Conspiricay Theory Ever by Jace "2nd Place" Proctor
10.25.04 - Staff Column - Why We Aren't All That Topical by Alex Falcone
10.23.04 - RCT - Tim Dufrisne's Random, Complete Thoughts
10.19.04 - Columns - The Political Update by Alex
10.16.04 - Columns - My Kingdom for Justice by NE Delehanty
10.11.04 - Columns - Suicide is for Squares by NE Delehanty
10.09.04 - Columns - Super Crazy Dead Baby Adventure by Jace Proctor
10.04.04 - Columns - An Elaborate Personal Ad - Alex Falcone
10.02.04 - Columns - The New Racism: Volume 1 - Tim Dufrisne |
September '04
09.28.04 - Columns - The Curious Beast Known as the In-and-Out Burger - NE Delehanty
09.25.04 - AGB vs. the Monkey Army - www.hotornot.com
09.22.04 - Columns? - The Alexbot
09.19.04 - DOE - #002: Nicorette Cum
09.14.04 - RCT - Nick's First Random, Complete Thoughts
09.11.04 - Columns - Tim the Mad Fat Chick Killer
09.07.04 - Columns - Retro-Sexual Angst - Joe Sausage
09.04.04 - Columns - Alex's Walla^2 Story Episode II
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August '04
08.31.04 - Columns - Suck My Sonnet - NE Delehanty
08.28.04 - Short Fiction - "Fishing for Compliments" - Tim "the Duff" Dufrisne
08.25.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts #3 - the Sausage
08.21.04 - Random, Complete Thoughts #2 - Alex Falcone
08.17.04 - Columns - Tim's High Standards
08.14.04 - Columns - An Under Aged Revelation a.k.a. They Call it Sweet Sixteen for a Reason - by N. E. Delehanty
08.12.04 - The Second Opinion #14 "Cancer"
08.10.04 - Columns - Giving Headless in Iraq by Kyle Weiss
08.07.04 - Columns - Joe Sausage on The Ambiguously Gay Ticket
08.03.04 - Columns - Alex on 'the great switch.'
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Spring Semester '04
04.20.04 - Columns - Alex on the Oregon Trail
04.02.04 - Columns - A word on fashion by Kyle Weiss
03.26.04 - Special Features - Ganging up on Jesus
02.15.04 - Columns - The Weiss Idea of the Media
02.07.04 - AGB v. the Monkey Army - Friendster.com
02.02.04 - Photo(shop) Essays - Jesus and Moses having sex with stuff
01.26.04 - Special Feature - 101 uses for a giant, disembodied pork penis
01.20.04 - Topical Humor - Alex's Mystery Rhetoric Theatre 3000
01.20.04 - Columns - Some Reasons Why Gay Ain't So Bad by Kyle Weiss
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Christmas Break '03-04
01.01.04 - Special Feature - 2004 year in review
12.30.03 - Topical Humor - Alex on December News
12.25.03 - Columns - Alex's brutal honesty
12.20.03 - Free Shit! - Downloadable Desktop Pranks
12.15.03 - Topical Humor - The Capture of Snuffleupagus
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Fall Semester '03
12.11.03 - Columns - Alex exposes the evil thumb people
12.02.03 - Special Feature - List of search terms (funnier than it sounds)
12.01.03 - Judgments and Assumptions #002 by Dufrisne
11.24.03 - Special Features - Jub Jub reviews the Cat in the Hat
09.05.03 - Columns - Walla^2 story by Alex
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08.15.03 - 08.28.03
08.27.03 - Judgments and Assumptions #001 by Dufrisne
08.25.03 - The Second Opinion #13: "urban people"
08.24.03 - Special Feature - The Hug or Hit list, part one
08.23.03 - Columns - Alex's Random, Complete Thoughts
08.22.03 - Columns - Sausage on bathrooms
08.20.03 - AGB v. the Monkey Army - Ashtray of Thievery
08.19.03 - Columns - Alex's Oral Surgery
08.18.03 - The Second Opinion #12: Milk
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08.01.03 - 08.14.03
08.04.03 - Site Update: New Staff Page
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07.18.03 - 07.31.03
07.29.03 - Special Feature - Dufrisne live from Iraq
07.23.03 - Special Feature - Alex's New York Diary part 3
07.22.03 - Special Feature - Alex's New York Diary part 2 (electric boogaloo)
07.21.03 - Special Feature - Alex's New York Diary part 1
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07.04.03 - 07.17.03
07.12.03 - Columns - Alex on Penis Size
07.11.03 - MA 003 - JS vs. Live Journals
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06.20.03 - 07.03.03
06.29.03 - Columns - A day in the life of Jason Alex
06.26.03 - Columns - Joe Sausage on pets
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06.06.03 - 06.19.03
06.18.03 - Photo(shop) Essay - Iraqisignguy takes on the world
06.16.03 - Columns - Alex on Animal Sex
06.13.03 - Topical Humor - Joe Sausage on VH1's top 100 of the last 25
06.12.03 - MA 002 - Alex vs. LasagnaSurfer
06.09.03 - Chat Room Terrorists - #3: Free Psychic and Romance Advice
06.08.03 - Topical Humor - Joe Sausage on Fat Resorts
06.07.03 - Chat Room Terrorists: Saddam & Osama Part Two (electric boogaloo)
06.06.03 - Columns - Joe Sausage on Martha Stewart (but not like that) |
05.23.03 - 06.05.03
06.05.03 - Columns - Alex on graduations
06.04.03 - Short Fiction - God Should Have Given the Octopus 8 Penises by Joe Sausage
06.03.03 - Short Fiction - Why Pregnant Women Aren't Like Light Bulbs by Alex
06.02.03 - Special Features - The Hearts
06.01.02 - Columns - Sausage on Concert Patrons
05.31.03 - Columns - Alex on Off the Internet for Everyone
05.30.03 - Topical Humor - Sausage on May news
05.29.03 - Special Feature - I'm going to clubs you
05.28.03 - Columns - Alex on Suicide
05.27.03 - Short Fiction - Some Flash Fiction by Alex
05.26.03 - Columns - Alex's Hate Cocktail (heh. I said "cock")
05.25.03 - Special Feature: Diamonds are a girl's only friend
05.24.03 - Short Fiction - Dances with Werewolves by Alex
05.23.03 - Columns - Joe Sausage on High School
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05.09.03 - 05.22.03
05.22.03 - Topical Humor - Alex on SARS
05.21.03 - Special Feature: Release the Spades!
05.20.03 - Joe Sausage on Disneyland patrons
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04.25.03 - 05.08.03
05.09.03 - The Second Opinion #11
05.01.03 - Special Feature: Advertising Jihad
04.26.03 - The Second Opinion #10 |
04.11.03 - 04.24.03
04.18.03 - The Second Opinion #9
04.12.03 - Operation Scapegoat Part Three
04.11.03 - The Second Opinion #8
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03.28.03 - 04.10.03
04.04.03 - The Second Opinion #7
04.03.03 - Chat Room Terrorists: Saddam and Osama
03.28.03 - Operation Scapegoat Part Two (electric boogaloo)
03.28.03 - The Second Opinion #6
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03.14.03 - 03.27.03
03.21.03 - Topical Humor - Operation Scapegoat: part I
03.21.03 - Special Feature: Jub-Jub on the Oscars
03.21.03 - The Second Opinion #5
03.20.03 - Special Feature: Blow a Smart Guy Day
03.14.03 - The Second Opinion #4
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02.27.03 - 03.13.03
03.13.03 - Topical Humor - Alex on Hooters Air
03.10.03 - Devices of Entropy #1
03.07.03 - The Second Opinion #3
03.02.03 - Special Feature: The Whoopee
02.28.03 - The Second Opinion #2
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02.12.03 - 02.26.03
02.26.03 - Columns - Alex on Women
02.22.03 - The Second Opinion #1
02.21.03 - The Dark Powers on Nightclubs and Surgery
02.15.03 - Topical Humor - Joe Sausage on Clara Harris and Affairs
02.12.03 - Columns - Alex V. God
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Pre- 02.12.03
02.08.03 - Topical Humor - Alex on terrorist alerts
02.03.03 - Short Fiction - Why We Don't Give Monkeys Guns - By Alex
02.02.03 - Topical Humor - Joe Sausage on the "Ripper Tragedy"
01.30.03 - Columns - Joe Sausage on Tee-shirts
01.23.03 - Columns - Alex on Football
01.15.03 - Columns - Alex on Abortion |